He’s right, I don’t get him. Considering the astronomical amount of money this administration has spent there should be no one in this country worse off than they were four years ago. However, you will be hard pressed to find someone who is actually better off that than they we prior to the Obama presidency.

Enter Eric Whitaker:

• Long time personal friend of Mr. Obama. He’s the guy who asked Rev. Jeremiah Wright to keep his mouth shut from March 2008 until after the election. After doing so he would be compensated for not talking.
• To give the full background on this cat I must say he holds a position at the University of Chicago Medical Center. A job held by no other than Michelle Obama previously. While in that position she received a pay raise of ~ 300% after her husband, one Barack Obama won the Senate seat. Interesting isn’t it?
• Fast forward to present time. The same hospital just received a $6 million grant. Hmm even more interesting.

Back to my main point. Who does get Joe Biden? Nothing he says ever makes sense. He just kind of rambles on and on about a topic no one else seems to show interest in. Wait a second… does that qualify me to be President? I mean Vice-President. A brother or sister to be a millionaire? Oh wait, we don’t like those people. They make over $250,000. Somebody check my math I’m not good at that. Is 1,000,000 more than 250,000? I can’t shake this Biden persona I have taken on.

HEEEEELLLLLPPP THEY DON’T GET US.
Who Mr. Vice-President?
THE ALIENS!!! RUUUNNNNN
I thought Al Gore left DC.